i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I have post one night stand depression
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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