Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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