Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
