My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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