dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
too bad you live with your parents still
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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