Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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