MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
