they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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