So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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