Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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