Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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