awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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