so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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