I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Green mimosas i think yes
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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