so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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