I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We need a shit load of segways right now
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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