READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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