i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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