North Korea, Best Korea!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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