K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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