Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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