like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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