He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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