i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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