is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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