It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This is the high leading the old right now
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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