I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
North Korea, Best Korea!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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