either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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