I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
BRING THE BAGELS
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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