I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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