Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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