it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
they're like a gay fantastic four
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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