I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She announced her abortion via fbk
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The best revenge is premature balding
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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