is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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