awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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