I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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