So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
