love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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