So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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