Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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