I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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