im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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