This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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