Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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