i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She's the barista slut.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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