so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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