one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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