i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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