I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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