Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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