Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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