She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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